Season two ends with more fights, club hookups and 'Truth'-telling.
By Jim Cantiello
The Situation and Snooki on the "Jersey Shore" season-two finale
It's our final "Jersey Shore" High Five of the season, you guys. Which means I have only one more time to bitch about how frickin' boring Ronnie and Sammi are. Here are my five favorite moments from the "Jersey Shore" Miami season finale.
5. They're on a Boat
For some reason, the gang went to the Everglades and took an airboat. Basically MTV set the trip up so that they would nearly capsize in alligator-infested waters. If only the boat actually tipped over. Now that would have been comedy. Would Pauly's hair have protected his roommates from the gators? We'll never know.
4. Sammi Cooks
Just because it's the finale doesn't mean it's too late to introduce new roommates. For example, tonight we met Passive-Aggressive Sammi, who helped Snooki cook tacos. And when we say "helped," we mean she plastered a phony smile on her face and spoke like a Disney princess while the subtext of her words were, "Go die in a fiery death, you orange little person." And you thought Sammi couldn't be more annoying than she'd been all season.
3. Suck and Blow
With time running out, everyone hit the clubs hoping to get it in one last time. Likewise, the local Miami hoochies had one final chance to slut their way onto MTV's hit show.
First, Vinny was propositioned by two grenades who promised him a "threesome of a lifetime." (After dating the perpetually late Ramona, he decided to "say no to the ho's.")
But the Situation swooped in to demonstrate where the term "sucking face" comes from. And then two girls joined him in a men's room stall, where he tried to make a baby in their mouth.
2. Q&A
On the last night, the cast lounged around and played a fun game of "Truth or ...Truth." They picked high school superlatives out of a bowl and discussed who would win each title. Examples: "Who did the least work in the house?" "Who's the most likely to get skin cancer?"
But there should have been one that said, "Most likely to read and answer stupid questions written by producers in an effort to make interesting television." (Answer: all of them.)
1. The Fight (Jambajim Remix)
Let's say farewell to this season the only way we know how. Here's one final "Jersey Shore" re-re-re-remix! (You'll have to watch the embedded video above to see what we're talking about.)
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